2000AD 1650
Monday, 31 August 2009 00:00
2000AD cover
Featuring:
Synopsis by Gavin Hanly
Review by Stan Bastion and Floyd Kermode

Cover by Chris Weston

Stan Bastion: I think this is the first time I’ve seen Weston paint, and I really like it. Having just taken a look over his blog, it’s obvious that he used himself for reference, unless he really is Tharg?! I think covers like this demonstrate the strength and flexibility of the new logo. I wonder if it has attracted many new readers – especially since this is a jump on prog…

Floyd Kermode: This week Tharg is competing with my annoying neighbour who is playing insufficiently muffled blues music through out poorly insulated shared wall.  It's thrill-power versus aggressive boredom, while the enthralling spectre of my deep urge to hit the sack overshadows both combatants.  Let's see how they pan out.

First, the cover review. While Tharg is always a good thing, this cover is nothing special.  To the seasoned reader ti signifies a mass relaunch and a bit of fun, while to the newbie it's a block in a tracksuit  looking portentous.    Good as far as it goes, but need not detain us.

Thrill 1

Judge Dredd - Tour of Duty - Part 1
Script: John Wagner - Art: Colin MacNeil - Colours: Chris Blythe - Letters: Annie Parkhouse

Judge Dredd
Dredd and Hershey mark the end of a beautiful friendship...

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Shakara - The Destroyer - Part 1
Script: Robbie Morrison - Art: Henry Flint - Letters: Ellie De Ville

Shakara
Skulka makes the usual mistake with Shakara - picking a fight...

Synopsis: The vicious Warlord Skulka is conquering yet another world, but is becoming bored of his ongoing conquests. His latest attack is interrupted by Shakara who infiltrates Skulka's fleet and transports it to a black hole. As the fleet is destroyed, Skulka decides to take on Shakara himself, finally finding the fight interesting again. However, this is short-lived as Shakara defeats him and escapes, leaving Skulka to be torn apart by the black hole...

Stan Bastion: What has Tharg been giving the Flint droid? He must be churning out the pages for this to follow so quickly after Zombo. And if they stay as gorgeous as these, I don’t think anyone will be complaining. His design is absolutely spot on – every crazy alien that appears in this series is complete and distinct from every other crazy alien species. I also look forward to the formalist experiments he tries on this character.

Morrison’s scripts for Shakara have always been spot-on, even when the dialogue just consisted of the lead character’s name! This is no different, Shak takes down a warlord in ten pages, and again – the mark of a good double episode is when you don’t notice that it’s double length until you get to the end of the prog and think you’ve missed a story.

Floyd Kermode: Shouldn't work. Does work, brilliantly.  That's all there is to Shakara Destroyer (I like the way he's subtitled Destroyer as though he hasn't spent practically all of his fictional existence so far destroying things. It's like doing a tv special on Clive James: the narcissistic years).

I should have just written out the Shakara plot as an experiment in my psychic powers: hideous and/or very evil baddie discourses on their nastiness just prior to being extra-nasty on some completely innocent quirky aliens, but is interrupted by Shakara who beats the stripes out of him/it whilst occasionally saying 'Shakara!'.  I can't set up this amusingish scenario because I completely forgot I was supposed to be reviewing the comic when it arrived and just devoured the story.  Even if  my prog had arrived with a warning 'you will be reviewing this!  Try the Shakara prediction trick!' sticker on the front, I don't think I could have done it  because Shakara is so bloody good.  Space action has never been so much fun.

Fun grotesquerie has been something  Henry Flint has really let lose on in Shakara and Destroyer is no exception .  I love the grotesque baddy who seems to have three evil faces opening up on each other, not to mention a giant snarling mouth on his crotch and 'spineless frucker' will henceforth be my epithet of choice (although I will say it in the privacy of my car at other drivers, cause I don't have a big axe.   Thank goodness there's an ad for the completely lacklustre Ampney Crucis Investigates right at the end of Shakara to calm me down after all this fun.

Thrill 3

Kingdom - Call of the Wild - Part 1
Script: Dan Abnett - Art: Richard Elson - Letters: Simon Bowland

Kingdom
Gene prepares to get whet...

Synopsis: Gene and Leezee Sower have crossed over another "land bridge" reaching the ruins of Sydney, in "the kingdom of Auxtralia". They are attacked by a new breed of Them, while Leezee's tick tells her that Gene is going to get them killed. Gene kills the Them and as the silence returns to the city, a payphone rings. Leezee picks it up and listens - it's for Gene - "It's The Wild."

Stan Bastion: It’s good to see this series back as I’ve enjoyed all of its previous outings. Abnett has been taking Gene the Hackman on an ever more interesting journey and the cliffhanger for this episode is a corker. I genuinely think that Kingdom is one of the best Thrills Tooth has seen in recent years.

Elson employs the pencil technique that he last used in Marauder, and it seems to be developing nicely, and is especially effective when he draws the ugly evil bugs. The only thing that jars slightly is that ‘speed lines’ (as seen when Gene draws his blades) seem out of place.`

Floyd Kermode: Disclaimer: Dan Abnett has been nice to me via facebook and I feel dorkily touched by this. I also feel obliged to be nice about Kingdom on this account but will strive to be professional.

Art question: Is it just me, or is the art in Kingdom even better than usual? I'm not buttering up Richard Elson by asking this, I really want to know. That's how it seems to me anyway.

A good set up here, ending with yet another Abnettish pun. I sometimes think he starts with the puns and works backwards the way (I heard) Sting started with the rhyming words at the end of the lines and wrote back from that. Luckily for us, the resemblance between Dan Abnett and Sting ends there and we have here a set up which works both as a continuation of the Kingdom story so far and as a stand alone start of something interesting. The parasitic tick thing has gained a new lease of life as a wisecracking pain who reminds me of the ventriloquist's dummy in Soap.

I honestly thought that Abnett had done as much as could be done with this story last time, but am happy to be proved wrong here. But why Sydney (which doesn't seem to have changed much since the last time I was there)?



Final Thoughts

Stan Bastion: Great stuff – a very strong line up, and a great jumping on point, I think, for new readers. Not a clunker in sight!

Best Story: Judge Dredd but it's a close call.

Floyd Kermode: A damn good 'annual attack' prog, launching three really solid stories.  Not a bum note anywhere, if you leave aside the cover.   Both Dredd and Kingdom have legs; meaning I really want to see what's coming next. With Shakara I'm completely certain I know what's coming next, but still can't wait.

Best Story: Judge Dredd in a good field.