merlin
Jan 6 2006, 01:35 PM
I'm in a scifi forum and a big fan of the Omega Man film and what some of us are doing there is imagining weve got the internet going again and managed to make contact.
What we do is a kind of suggestions and what you did etc.
How about one here but a kind of Judge log and what you did during the shift etc?
Its just a fun game and a way to do some creative writing and a "What would you do?" as a Judge.
Judge Olde
Jan 6 2006, 01:49 PM
well - I've had a long day so far. It's pretty much the same old same old everyday - and this isn't even role play ..
...open the lawmaster up to full revs - almost into the red before it takes over and tells me the revs are too high and in danger of burn out. 250kph it's good to blow some of those cobwebs away...
I knew I should have come to work by motorbike today
W. R. Logan
Jan 6 2006, 04:42 PM
06:01:2127
16:30
Its my mandatory 24 hours off so nothing else to do but take off these tight boots.
merlin
Jan 6 2006, 04:59 PM
Yea but what did you do before you got the 24 hours off?
Judge Olde
Jan 6 2006, 05:16 PM
Why not use the sleep maching?
W. R. Logan
Jan 6 2006, 10:33 PM
| QUOTE (Judge Olde @ Jan 6 2006, 05:16 PM) |
Why not use the sleep maching? |
Because Hadrian Volt brought in the mandatory down time rule
Being a tek judge, I've been spending my time investigating illicit site on th Mega City web. All in the line of duty, of course...
Byron Virgo
Jan 7 2006, 12:49 PM
I'm not sure Jimp Tek Judges count though, do they Rich?
Hey, I did my 15 years in the academy!
Byron Virgo
Jan 7 2006, 04:54 PM
The Jimping Academy!
Real Judges aren't allowed scabby beards like that...
Ryan Blade
Jan 7 2006, 05:59 PM
Ok, sounds like a fun idea I'll take a shot at it
19:37
Was on foot patrol when I caught a glimpse of some new billboard up one one of the shop rooftops. New flavour for Grot pot, what's the point? Grot is just Grot in the end, it's all bad. Any way, rounded up a few junkies from the underblocks, got a lead for where there supplier may be, logging off nowm will keep updated on the progress of the drugs case, I suddenly have the urge to buy a Grot Pot.
W. R. Logan
Jan 7 2006, 07:02 PM
| QUOTE (rac @ Jan 7 2006, 04:40 PM) |
| Hey, I did my 15 years in the academy! |
Decent Judges graduate in under 15 these days. With all the disasters that the city has faced they've had an accelerated graduation programme running for quite a while for exceptional cadets. So if you did the full 15, then no wonder you didn�t make it to the streets and sit behind a desk.
Christ Logan, you know me better than I thought!
And I should point out, I don't spend all my time behind a desk, look, here's a picture of me arresting Eddie Izzard:
Here, top left frame
Byron Virgo
Jan 8 2006, 12:56 AM
Erm, I'll think you'll find that he's actually Wally Squad, and is in the process of arresting that shifty looking Jimp for badly impersonating a Tek Judge, having caught him out on a lie about how long he supposedly spent in the Academy of Law.
Fegbarr
Jan 8 2006, 01:17 AM
*Cough cough cough cough*NERDS! *cough cough*
Bolt-01
Jan 8 2006, 08:05 AM
Hey Feqbarr, It takes one to know one!
Lets see:
Log: 8 Jan 2128:
Misinformation dept can be a real grind, so I've put in a request for trasfer to purchasing. I'm hoping to replace old Chardy, as he's never managed to order me a pair of boots that fit yet...
First though I've got to get that news report ready on the increase of air quality near the Black Atlantic wall. All cobblers, but good news.
xenoclast
Jan 8 2006, 10:55 AM
Dirty Xenoclast has decided to nuke the sector.
W. R. Logan
Jan 8 2006, 11:38 AM
| QUOTE (xenoclast @ Jan 8 2006, 10:55 AM) |
| Dirty Xenoclast has decided to nuke the sector. |

There goes my time off then....
Judge Olde
Jan 8 2006, 02:27 PM
I was going to tinker with the words to Mad World to make a MC song. But the lyrics already are MC ish.
Verse 1
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, Worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, Going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, No expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, No tomorrow
Chorus
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
These dreams in which i'm dying, Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad World, Mad World
Verse 2
Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
And they feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, Sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, No one knew me
Hello teacher tell me whats my lesson
Look right through me, Look right through me
Chorus
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
These dreams in which i'm dying, Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad World, Mad World
Enlargen your world
Mad World
Judge Olde
Jan 8 2006, 02:31 PM
But as a Judge...
Drokk - where did I put my rad cloak...
Juve
Jan 9 2006, 01:06 PM
i gess i wold still bee a caddet so i wold bee traing
Judge Olde
Jan 9 2006, 02:42 PM
Code 99 Red - Cadet Down. It's no good. I can't help him - Juve's dead.
Juve's dead baby.
W. R. Logan
Jan 9 2006, 04:30 PM
| QUOTE (Juve @ Jan 9 2006, 01:06 PM) |
| i gess i wold still bee a caddet so i wold bee traing |
It takes Fifteen years to train a Judge. Fifteen years in the toughest school on Earth -
Fifteen years of iron discipline... ...rigid self control... ...concentrated aggression!
By the time a Judge hits the streets, He is no longer a man -
He is a machine!
Can't do it, no matter how much his posts annoy me I have to save him, but after this maybe it's time to take the long walk as I don't know what evil I have unleashed upon the city.....
Juve
Jan 10 2006, 10:56 AM
thnkz logaN
afta recovrn in the medicil bay i contine with judg skool
W. R. Logan
Jan 10 2006, 04:13 PM
| QUOTE (Juve @ Jan 10 2006, 10:56 AM) |
afta recovrn in the medicil bay i contine with judg skool |
Was it just a coincidence that Logan was given the task of teaching Juve the intricacies of dealing with Nuclear Warheads? No one Judge is more important than the citizens he serves and Logan hopes that his sacrifice may in someway save the city.
Juve
Jan 10 2006, 07:35 PM
gladew savedd me
i hav now finshed judg sckool
i an arresing fegbar r four bein a jimp ana sado
Byron Virgo
Jan 10 2006, 08:16 PM
It was at this point that I thought that Judge Logan might have seriously compromised his sense of judgement due to his attachment to Rookie Judge Juve...
Fegbarr
Jan 10 2006, 09:30 PM
Curses. How did the mighty Juve find out my secret? I am indeed a "sado". Alas, my evil plans are ruined.
gavinhanly
Jan 11 2006, 09:37 PM
As a Psi Judge, I spent most of the day looking into the future:
http://www.2000adonline.com/functions/cove...0ad&choice=1471(And may I say how much I like the "featuring" section?)
Judge Olde
Jan 12 2006, 12:22 AM
wow - that looks good. If he's got any sense - he'd already have skipped forwards or backwards in time (depending where he's beem or from). So when he doesn't and Dredd kills him dead dead dead. How does he know (Dredd) that the entire time line won't fall apart...
Ryan Blade
Jan 12 2006, 05:44 PM
| QUOTE (Juve @ Jan 10 2006, 07:35 PM) |
gladew savedd me
i hav now finshed judg sckool
i an arresing fegbar r four bein a jimp ana sado |
Now hang on one darn minute. What kind of judge tutor would bestow the safety of millions on someone with such poor spelling?
merlin
Jan 13 2006, 12:40 PM
Maybe he's enroled in the Judge Death academy?
Judge Olde
Jan 13 2006, 02:20 PM

I am sure his an ideal test case
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